Friday 22 March 2013

Work related jokes

Little collection of funny work related jokes.

PS. I enjoy working. Work is what separated us from animals and brings the little extra discipline everyone needs ... and money too.


to fire somebody - wylac kogos z pracy



our computers are down - nasze komputery nie dzialaja
jesli dzialaja to powiemy:
our computers are up and running



I love this one cause it relates to me. I can't live without coffee.
Coffee machine - maszyna do kawy
STH is broken - nie dziala
jesli cos nie dziala tak jak powinno mozna powiedziec:

This coffee machine is playing up.




call a meeting - zwolac spotkanie (w tym przypadku pracownikow, oficjalne)
draw flowcharts - ryskowac schematy
feel important - czuc sie waznym
form subcommittees - tworzyc podgrupy
Make meaningless recommendations - rekomendowac cos zupelnie nieistotnego
all on company time - wszystko w ramach czasu pracy

Enjoy Friday everyone

Have a nice weekend


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